SORRY, WE JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT

WIFE: "Honey, our Chrysler Town and Country is falling apart--do you think we could trade it in for a newer Honda Odyssey?"
HUSBAND: "You're going to have to make that van last sweetie, things are tight. Sorry, we just can't afford it."

2005 Chrysler T&C market value = $9,275 USD
2006 Ferrari 430 Spider market value = $172,700 USD

I would like to officially nominate my neighbor to be the 2010 Man of the Year. Nice work!



By the way--if you're my neighbor and somehow found this, no hard feelings. The van is very nice and I'm sure you love your wife very much.